S’up Hiro?

Been a while, huh? I just signed another one year contract, so I won’t be home too soon. I’m loving life in Britain. The job is boring but it’s so easy and the pay isn’t too bad. I just show up every day and talk Japanese to people! That’s my job!
I’m just an AJT- Assistant Japanese Teacher, so I don’t really have to do a lot, just stand there and repeat shit with the proper pronunciation. The English woman I work with prepares all the lessons, she’s pretty fit too. Girls over here all have massive tits. You’d love it! This chick I work with at school though, she can’t speak a lick of Japanese, it’s so funny and her pronunciation sucks. She doesn’t even follow the correct stroke order when she writes kanji. I never bother to correct her though- don’t want her losing face in front of her students.
Britain is one fucked up place by the way. Some of the stories I could tell you! Honestly. You should check out my facebook photos- some of the dumb Japanese you see written everywhere, it’s fucking hilarious, and those kanji t-shirts beggar belief! I saw this girl the other day with a huge rack and she was wearing this t-shirt that just had the ‘ushi’ kanji on it. It was almost like some ironic in-joke, except she was just an average retard.
Speaking of which, English girls are sooooo easy. You can hook up with one in the most ridiculous of circumstances. Sometimes I just hang out in the main shopping street in my town and stop hot chicks and ask for directions. If you persevere long enough, you’re bound to find one with a Nihonjin fetish who is literally begging to practice her Nihongo. After that the deed is as good as done. I’m on such a hot streak right now. Heading out to a bar tonight, so hopefully it will continue. To be honest though, sometimes I feel like I just have to show my face at the local pub (that’s what they call izakayas over here. Honestly! The first time I went in I was expecting it to be like some skanky little snack with mizuwari and some baba pretending to be 25 again…How do they manage to get everything so wrong?!) and I’ll score. It’s not much of a challenge. White pussy is good man. Hardly any of the chicks over here are skinny, they’ve all got bon-ki-bon going on. Sometimes they can be a bit tall though which is a bit of a turn-off. Like walking down the street with a giant.
Who the fuck’s Masami Kaneko?

Later,

Taka
p.s. Tell Yuta he’s a dick