Hey Hiro,
Marrying a whitey may be on the agenda. You should see some of the other Japanese muppets out here that have scored super hot, jailbait, Brit chicks.
I know this one guy from Hokkaido (They all seem to come from Hokkaido) He's not really a friend, but when you live out in the sticks like I do it's always nice to be able to talk in proper Japanese now and again, not this fucking Americanised garbage they use over here.
Anyway this guy is a full on medieval battle fetishist. He like, collects suits of armour and shit. Every weekend he goes off in his crappy little car and visits old battlefields. He doesn't even drink...He's about 35 or something and almost totally bald, but his wife is so doable it's not even funny. How does this work? Some Brit chicks need their heads examined.
Work sucked this week. The teacher kept telling me that my lesson plans were too difficult for the students. They're fucking high-school second grade! They've been studying Japanese since kindergarten! When are they going to develop some ability? Sometimes I think they just can't see how important it is to speak our language. Without Japanese your a pretty small bucket of shit in this world.
By the way, the girl I lost my virginity to was called Kaneko something...it was def. in junior high...
That would be pretty funny... I'm going to facebook her and see if she has a photo up!
ROFL
Laters
Taka
p.s. Does Yuta not have a computer or what? Tell him stop being such a tightwad and buy one.
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
Thursday, February 11, 2010
Hey Taka,
Another year? You planning on staying there for ever? Next, you’re going to be marrying some whitey and drinking afternoon tea with the queen or some shit. You sound like you’re enjoying yourself anyway.
If you can get laid easily over there, then imagine the damage that I’d do!!! Just remember that when you come back to Japan you’ll have to go back to being a total loser who no girl would touch with a kendo stick!!! Whale fucker. Lol.
Masami Kaneko lives over near Yuta- Naka Shinden I think. She went to Nishi HS (Where all the spastics go), but before that Daiichi JHS- the same as you. She remembers you anyway.
How’s your English coming along?
Cheers, mate! (Or whatever they say over there)
Hiro
p.s. Yuta says when you come back he’s going to wreck you
Another year? You planning on staying there for ever? Next, you’re going to be marrying some whitey and drinking afternoon tea with the queen or some shit. You sound like you’re enjoying yourself anyway.
If you can get laid easily over there, then imagine the damage that I’d do!!! Just remember that when you come back to Japan you’ll have to go back to being a total loser who no girl would touch with a kendo stick!!! Whale fucker. Lol.
Masami Kaneko lives over near Yuta- Naka Shinden I think. She went to Nishi HS (Where all the spastics go), but before that Daiichi JHS- the same as you. She remembers you anyway.
How’s your English coming along?
Cheers, mate! (Or whatever they say over there)
Hiro
p.s. Yuta says when you come back he’s going to wreck you
S’up Hiro?
Been a while, huh? I just signed another one year contract, so I won’t be home too soon. I’m loving life in Britain. The job is boring but it’s so easy and the pay isn’t too bad. I just show up every day and talk Japanese to people! That’s my job!
I’m just an AJT- Assistant Japanese Teacher, so I don’t really have to do a lot, just stand there and repeat shit with the proper pronunciation. The English woman I work with prepares all the lessons, she’s pretty fit too. Girls over here all have massive tits. You’d love it! This chick I work with at school though, she can’t speak a lick of Japanese, it’s so funny and her pronunciation sucks. She doesn’t even follow the correct stroke order when she writes kanji. I never bother to correct her though- don’t want her losing face in front of her students.
Britain is one fucked up place by the way. Some of the stories I could tell you! Honestly. You should check out my facebook photos- some of the dumb Japanese you see written everywhere, it’s fucking hilarious, and those kanji t-shirts beggar belief! I saw this girl the other day with a huge rack and she was wearing this t-shirt that just had the ‘ushi’ kanji on it. It was almost like some ironic in-joke, except she was just an average retard.
Speaking of which, English girls are sooooo easy. You can hook up with one in the most ridiculous of circumstances. Sometimes I just hang out in the main shopping street in my town and stop hot chicks and ask for directions. If you persevere long enough, you’re bound to find one with a Nihonjin fetish who is literally begging to practice her Nihongo. After that the deed is as good as done. I’m on such a hot streak right now. Heading out to a bar tonight, so hopefully it will continue. To be honest though, sometimes I feel like I just have to show my face at the local pub (that’s what they call izakayas over here. Honestly! The first time I went in I was expecting it to be like some skanky little snack with mizuwari and some baba pretending to be 25 again…How do they manage to get everything so wrong?!) and I’ll score. It’s not much of a challenge. White pussy is good man. Hardly any of the chicks over here are skinny, they’ve all got bon-ki-bon going on. Sometimes they can be a bit tall though which is a bit of a turn-off. Like walking down the street with a giant.
Who the fuck’s Masami Kaneko?
Later,
Taka
p.s. Tell Yuta he’s a dick
Been a while, huh? I just signed another one year contract, so I won’t be home too soon. I’m loving life in Britain. The job is boring but it’s so easy and the pay isn’t too bad. I just show up every day and talk Japanese to people! That’s my job!
I’m just an AJT- Assistant Japanese Teacher, so I don’t really have to do a lot, just stand there and repeat shit with the proper pronunciation. The English woman I work with prepares all the lessons, she’s pretty fit too. Girls over here all have massive tits. You’d love it! This chick I work with at school though, she can’t speak a lick of Japanese, it’s so funny and her pronunciation sucks. She doesn’t even follow the correct stroke order when she writes kanji. I never bother to correct her though- don’t want her losing face in front of her students.
Britain is one fucked up place by the way. Some of the stories I could tell you! Honestly. You should check out my facebook photos- some of the dumb Japanese you see written everywhere, it’s fucking hilarious, and those kanji t-shirts beggar belief! I saw this girl the other day with a huge rack and she was wearing this t-shirt that just had the ‘ushi’ kanji on it. It was almost like some ironic in-joke, except she was just an average retard.
Speaking of which, English girls are sooooo easy. You can hook up with one in the most ridiculous of circumstances. Sometimes I just hang out in the main shopping street in my town and stop hot chicks and ask for directions. If you persevere long enough, you’re bound to find one with a Nihonjin fetish who is literally begging to practice her Nihongo. After that the deed is as good as done. I’m on such a hot streak right now. Heading out to a bar tonight, so hopefully it will continue. To be honest though, sometimes I feel like I just have to show my face at the local pub (that’s what they call izakayas over here. Honestly! The first time I went in I was expecting it to be like some skanky little snack with mizuwari and some baba pretending to be 25 again…How do they manage to get everything so wrong?!) and I’ll score. It’s not much of a challenge. White pussy is good man. Hardly any of the chicks over here are skinny, they’ve all got bon-ki-bon going on. Sometimes they can be a bit tall though which is a bit of a turn-off. Like walking down the street with a giant.
Who the fuck’s Masami Kaneko?
Later,
Taka
p.s. Tell Yuta he’s a dick
Message from Hiro
Hey Taka!
What’s up my friend? It’s been a looonggg ass time. When are you coming back? Nothing much happening over here, same old stuff. Hey, you remember that girl Masami Kaneko? You went to the same JHS as her. I kinda started going out with her a few months ago. She’s nice man, well, she’s a girl and all that, but she’s nice. I’m still working at my Dad’s company. I’m doing driving mostly, deliveries and stuff. It’s fucking boring, but every penny counts. I’m saving up for a new car, cant remember why exactly... Oh, Yuta says hi by the way. What’s life like in Europe or wherever? Can you get Japanese food out there? Get your ass back to Japan!
Keep in touch,
Hiro
p.s. Yuta wants to know if the girls over there have vertical cunts, but I told him you wouldn’t know cos you ain’t getting none!
What’s up my friend? It’s been a looonggg ass time. When are you coming back? Nothing much happening over here, same old stuff. Hey, you remember that girl Masami Kaneko? You went to the same JHS as her. I kinda started going out with her a few months ago. She’s nice man, well, she’s a girl and all that, but she’s nice. I’m still working at my Dad’s company. I’m doing driving mostly, deliveries and stuff. It’s fucking boring, but every penny counts. I’m saving up for a new car, cant remember why exactly... Oh, Yuta says hi by the way. What’s life like in Europe or wherever? Can you get Japanese food out there? Get your ass back to Japan!
Keep in touch,
Hiro
p.s. Yuta wants to know if the girls over there have vertical cunts, but I told him you wouldn’t know cos you ain’t getting none!
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